Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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