so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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