why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
farters have to be the big spoon...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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