all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
