my room smells like sperm. sweet.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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