So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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