I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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