How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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