why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
