i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She just used a chaser for red wine.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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