these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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