just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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