The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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