He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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