Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Girls should come with a carfax report
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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