whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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