ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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