Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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