I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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