I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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