Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
