kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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