oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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