Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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