Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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