I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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