You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
