is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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