Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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