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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?

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  Beat you to it.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.

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• (845): View more from New York

  alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"

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• (904): View more from Florida

  But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.

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• (408): View more from California

  he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.

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• (562): View more from California

  I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.

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