3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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