The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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