You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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