Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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