your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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