Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
we made out on top of his cat.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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