Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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