do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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