Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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