Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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