i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
