Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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