Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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