Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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