Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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