There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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