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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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