You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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