"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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