White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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