On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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