Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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