almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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