WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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